Be a friend.
Hold a rock.

skate-high:

I was having a bad day until I randomly got a text from a wrong number with nothing but this picture

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(Source: skate-high)

chrisprattawesomesource:

Andy’s Seven Wonders of the World

(Source: viekastv)

dingoinnuendo:

“FUCKING SPIDERS, WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE BLOODY FUCKING SPIDERS I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD HARRY IM GOING TO FUCKING SHIT WHY COULDNT THEY BE FUCKING BUTTERFLIES…NO, THEY HAD TO BE ASSHOLE FUCKING SPIDERS”

dingoinnuendo:

“FUCKING SPIDERS, WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE BLOODY FUCKING SPIDERS I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD HARRY IM GOING TO FUCKING SHIT WHY COULDNT THEY BE FUCKING BUTTERFLIES…NO, THEY HAD TO BE ASSHOLE FUCKING SPIDERS”

(Source: hpotterfacts)

winchesters-revolves-around-me:

pocketfullofpadalecki:

the-mischievous-loki:

creaseintime:

chibicoaster:

trancypants:

niftey:

what if the tipton hosted an anime convention

NO HOMESTUCKS IN THE LOBBY

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SHERLOCKIANS WILL NOT BE ALLOWED ON THE ROOF TO ANGST AND CRY 

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THE WHOVIANS ARE TO BE KEPT AWAY FROM THE PHONE BOOTHS AND STATUES
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THE AVENGERS FANDOM IS NOT ALLOWED TO PUT AN EYEPATCH ON MR. MOSEBY  AND CALL HIM NICK FURY

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THE SUPERNATURAL FANS ARE NOT ALLOWED ANYWHERE NEAR THE SALT SHAKERS 

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IM CRYING

darkheartdreamer:

helioscentrifuge:

foxnewsofficial:

i think maybe teenagers are so unhappy because the naive expectations they developed over a carefree childhood are now being relentlessly crushed and they’re slowly realizing life isn’t going to be so easy and you can’t be an astronaut without a bunch of qualifications and they’re really sad about that and that’s why i think we should all be mean to babies more often and introduce the hunger games 

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yep.

(Source: foxnewsofficial)

  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know
vaspim:

rawrical:

i am fucking dead

People like this actually exist

vaspim:

rawrical:

i am fucking dead

People like this actually exist

ursorum:

tylersthings:

Forgive me padre for I have siiiiiiinned

I can’t believe someone made a fucking audio post for that stupid deer picture I made. this is unbelievable. I’ve reached a new level of sentience. I am unstoppable. I am the alpha and the omega.